As I was sitting under the paillote (straw hut) that is our teacher's lounge I got into a discussion about witch craft and voodoo with another teacher.
He asked if we had it in America.
"Well, sure. There's all types of people in America, so I'm sure there's people who practice voodoo."
He then proceeded to correct the answer to the question he himself had asked. "In America, you just call witch craft "science". It's how you make airplanes fly."
I guess that explains the science and math grades here....